Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer
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Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer Details
Manufacturer: BEI - PHR Systems, LimitedBrand: Groom Mate - Made in USA - Lifetime Warranty
Model: 744582254009
Color: Silver
Product features:
- Groom Mate branded nose & ear hair trimmers are considered to be the finest battery-free nose hair trimmers available today. PHR Systems, Ltd. has been manufacturing these fine trimmers here in the USA since 1991.
- The Platinum XL nose & ear hair trimmer is made from 100% stainless steel and includes an unconditional lifetime warranty with a money-back guarantee if not satisfied.
- The Platinum XL trimmer has a patented rotary blade system that is guaranteed to never dull and to never pull or yank out nostril hairs.
- The Platinum XL trimmer will never cut or nick the sensitive lining of your nostril and nose hairs are gently and painlessly trimmed.
- A simple, safe and very effective nose and ear hair trimmer. Give yourself the gift of good grooming today!
Customer Reviews of Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer
Customer Review: From My Nose To God's Ears
Summary: 5 Stars
I was having a beer, recently, with a friend I had not seen in a while. Is that a hedge hog in his nose or is he just glad to see me? Is that a Teri tactile nesting in his ears? I feel like: `I'm in a Far Side Cartoon'. Ugly! Do I look like him? Don't stare at his nose. `So when's your birthday", I want to ask him.
I vow to get him a good nose trimmer but I can't tell him that. I can't wait for his birthday so I decide to hatch a plan. Get yourself a good nose trimmer and buy him one to. Sure you have had more nose trimmers than Henry The 8th had wives. You've made your contributions to the Chinese Economy and the nose trimmer burial ground. Is there really any such a thing as a nose trimmer that works?
The internet! Amazon again! Hello Amazon my old friend! As you surf through the reviews you realize it's like looking at an address book of old girl friends. You remember them as clearly as you want to forget them: Panasonic, Sharper Image, Grundig and more baloney. The ghosts of Christmas trimmers past or maybe Fathers Day. They never worked. That's why you have been shoving that doubled edged disposable up your proboscis all those years in between gifted trimmers. Hacking away at those errant fibers with mixed and often bloody results. Ear lobes don't really bleed that much.
I surf on. And then you find it: an American made trimmer that doesn't even need/use batteries. Under 20 bucks. Impossible. Does such a thing actually exist? No batteries! A Platinum XL with a lifetime warranty. Who doesn't like platinum? The XL has to be better than the plain old X. Right? Surf on!
I surf on and read more reviews about how good the XL is and eventually come on to that one curmudgeon. This reviewer points out the fact that you actually have to engage both hands to use this tool. You're wondering maybe he has Captain Hook's disease? So you decide to invent the Platinum XL test. Something akin to a sobriety test. I place a stick of gum in my mouth and walk ten paces and successfully chew the gum at the same time. Now I realize that I can actually use the XL. (If you are thinking of ordering this item please administer this test to your self first). So I reach for the credit card and order two of them at the same price as one of the not so highly touted battery models plus I get free shipping from the manufacturer to boot.
Both XLs' arrive, via snail mail. Using all the plastic art skills I learned at the Saran-lin Temple, I finally extricate one of the XLs' from its thick plastic package. I take it out of its plastic tube and think: solid and well built. Feels like an anchor for a small row boat.
I head for the bathroom mirror with Rod Stuart wafting through my brain `.......first cut is the deepest......' I'm about to place this bad boy in my nose and realize I'm not chewing a piece of gum. The hell with it. Twist and hopefully not shout. Twist. Got the hang of it. Twist. Get my nose as close to the mirror as humanly possible. Mr. Magoo. Wow! The bamboo forest is almost gone. A couple of more twists and some further exploration of my cavernous proboscis. Clean. Darn! Actually works. Other nostril same as the first. Then the ears. Look ma, no batteries. Twist, one.... two.....three.....four. Rub my fingers into my ear lobe one time more. Almost gone. One more quick dip. All gone. Feels like a baby's bottom. Works!
Now I wait for the `sting' mentioned by some of the reviewers (Thanks for the warning guys). Being a manly man I brace myself. It can't compare to pulling these suckers out with a tweezer. Been there and have often done that. A slight Novocain like sting. Close to the feeling of the dentist swabbing Novocain on your gums (just before the real thing). And just as quickly the sting is gone. Trimming done.
I've had the XL for about 3 week and have used it 3 more times with the same results. American made. No batteries. Works. Not expensive. The only fault I can find is that an instrument this well made deserves better packaging than a plastic tube. How about it you research and development people at Groom Mate? Maybe a little satin sack with a drawstring or something? What more can I say.
I'll be seeing my Far Side friend in a couple of days so I can spring the XL on him then. I'll tell him I won 2 of them in a contest. I bought raffle tickets for a Rhino Plasti Anonymous fund raiser or something. Please don't tell him I mentioned him in the review. Sorry the review is so wordy but I've been taking this on line/distance/typing course and tend to get carried American. It makes you feel good.
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Description of Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer
The Groom Mate Platinum XL nose & ear hair trimmer is our best selling battery-free trimmer. The vast majority of our customers agree that the Platinum XL is far superior to any battery operated model. We offer an unconditional lifetime warranty on the Platinum XL which simply means that you should never have to purchase another nose hair trimmer. The patented rotary cutting blades are guaranteed to never come in contact with the sensitive areas of your nostrils and your hairs are gently trimmed, not pulled like most of the battery models available. The Platinum XL nose hair trimmer is made from solid stainless steel and is guaranteed to never rust or corrode. Clean-up is easy; simply hold the Platinum XL under running water to rinse out the hairs or for more thorough cleaning simply remove the small set screw to remove the inner shaft. Operation of the Platinum XL nose hair trimmer is quite easy. Simply position the rotary blade end of the trimmer inside the nostril and twist the bottom portion of the trimmer in a gentle back and forth motion. Within seconds all protruding hairs are removed. The blades are guaranteed to never cut the sensitive lining of the nostril so it is possible to safely trim nose hair further into the nostril if desired. Remember, nose hair does serve many useful purposes such as keeping foreign matter from reaching your breathing passage and lungs. So, our suggestion is that you only trim nose hairs that are unsightly and use the Platinum XL for routine follow-up trimming. The Platinum XL nose hair trimmer is manufactured in the USA to very exacting standards. It includes an unconditional lifetime warranty and we guarantee that you will find it to be the best nose hair trimmer that you have ever used.Clippers, Scissors & Trimmers
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