Israeli Civilian Military Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter
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Israeli Civilian Military Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter Details
Manufacturer: Fox OutdoorBrand: Fox Outdoor
Model: FO5796
Product features:
- Genuine Israeli Military Issue
- Comes With Filter
- Canteen Cap & Drinking Straw
- CIVILIAN GAS MASK
- **FILTER & TUBE INCLUDED**
Customer Reviews of Israeli Civilian Military Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter
Customer Review: Smeller's the Feller
Summary: 5 Stars
Yeah, the Jews may have killed Jesus, but whatever that Mel Gibson guy says, don't let anyone fool you: those Mossad boys have forgotten a bazillion times more about surviving gas attacks, to say nothing of chemical and biological horror, than the boys in the Pentagon will ever know if they live to be a billion years old.
Take the sturdy, handy, no-nonsense Israeli M15 Military Gas Mask.
No seriously, take it: I think that's the air raid klaxon going off down the road, which means you were right when you thought it was a little strange that there would be a cropduster flying around a suburban neighborhood and spewing out greenish gas. Yeah, you were right, old hoss: Houston, we have a problem.
The point is this: Israelis know that when the going gets rough, the rough strap on their gas masks. Face it: you might be bangin' it in the Hood, tough guy, but Israelis have been living cheek by jowl in one of the roughest hoods way East of Compton. Check out some of *their* next door neighbors: Syria, Jordan, the Palestinian Authority, Lebanon, and Egypt.
Don't you think it pays to have some heavy duty briquettes in your Barbeque grill when those boys come over for the block party? You bet it does.
Anyway, the M15 is the mask to have when nasty neighbors, local jihadists, or just the latest whacked-out laid-off representative of the US Postal Service decides to pass a little gas. It's solidly made, utterly reliable, and you can slap this baby on in less time than it takes to download 20 hit singles onto your Ipod.
All's fair in Love & War, they say, but in Love the M15 really brings a lot to the table. Take stalking: the M15 really helps you switch up your game. Now sure, you can loiter outside your unrequited's little love nest and use your RAZR (no, silly, the *other* one) to dial up a little "HELLLOOOOOOO Sydney!"---but let's face it, all the creeps, nutjobs, and peeping toms are doing that nowadays. It's *so* 1990's. You gotta set yourself apart from the pack.
The M15 gas mask is just the ticket. Wait until your erstwhile sweetie gets an eyeful of you lurking outside her window mooning at her through your brand spanking new Israeli M15 gas mask and you can bet you're gonna take your little pas de deux to a whole new level.
Wearing it at the office is even better: nothing says "let's keep this meeting short" like a smart yellow power tie accessorized by a brand spanking new M15.
Better still, got a hog? Get your motor humming with a little gas mask attitude: put the M15 together with one of those spikey WWI German biker helmets for what I call the "Road Warrior Super-Combo" and do an Easy Rider: ever see those little pansy bumper stickers that say "Start seeing Motorcycles"? After they get a load of you roaring by, they'll never be able to stop seeing the little two-wheeled bastards.
Let's face it, while we're on the subject, the gas mask is all about attitude. Nothing says you're not to be trifled with like a gas mask. Think about it. Anybody can wear fatigues, and these days, pretty much anybody does. Tattoos? Your 12-year old sister has more tats than Billy Bob Thorton. Berets? Don't even start with me on friggin berets, man. Don't Brownies wear berets? And French people. French people wear berets.
But a gas mask: think about the last time you saw some dude sporting a gas mask? Chances are you didn't mess around with that hombre. Gas masks say to the world: "I am a man on a mission from God/Allah/David Koresh/Elvis".
Only because you're wearing a gas mask, it comes out like "Immmff uhh manff uhhhn uh mffffns." Who cares, you'll sound ominous and scare the sneaky snake off of anyone in your line of sight.
Driving? The gas mask is simply a must have. First, you never know when you're going to be hit with a lethal cocktail of M434 weaponized anthrax, or a mustard gas attack. And when you're driving down some lonely Wyoming highway and see dead dogs and cows with their feet sticking up in the air---well, Old Hoss, let's just say you'll breathe first and thank me later.
I recommend the Israeli military model for its simple, Spartan, urban warfare chic look, but if you're in for a little Great War nostalgia you can always pick up the Beligan model: it gets the job done equally well, and with a few snaps you've got that whole "All Quiet on the Western Front" thing going for you.
Last but certainly not least, there's always the most important aspect of urban warfare to consider: friends swinging by the crib. Check me, baby: I hang out with a real posse of truly rough riders, and I'm telling you, all my slacker homeboys like to EAT.
I'm talking serious eatage, home skillet: nachos piled high with gut-busting loads of sticky gooey cheese, artery-blasting burritos, jalapeno dip, cheese doodles, you name it. The Japanese back in the 40's called their suicide pilots Kamikaze---"Divine Wind"---and they were onto something, for sure: anyone hanging around with my buddies without protection is on a death mission.
The M15, it nearly goes without saying, is great for terminating such affable stinks with extreme prejudice: I keep mine securely fastened at every home Superbowl party. Better locked and loaded than---well, unloaded upon.
There might be something rotten in Denmark, but at least you won't have to smell it.
JSG
Description of Israeli Civilian Military Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter
Intended for Israeli Military during War in a contaminated area. Comes with NBC filter lasts up to 8 hours depending on level of contamination. Adjustable Straps. For general civilian use. Adjustable straps. Size: AdultProducts
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